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Thursday, November 27, 2008

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IF YOU DESIRE TO BLOSSOM LIKE A ROSE IN THE GARDEN,

FIRST LEARN THE ART OF ADJUSTING WITH THORNS


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Walking through life

Contrary to popular belief,

The great men are not born great.

God uses trials and turmoil to make them great!

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PRAYER is not a spare wheel, that you pull out when you are in trouble. USE it as a steering WHEEL, that keep you on RIGHT path through out the life.

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LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE.


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Cheat and love But dont love and cheat...

Think and love But dont love and think..

Break the heart and love But dont love and then break the Heart.....

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Losing the person u love hurts.
Some people say u will get over it easily

But its really tough especially
When the one u loved was the ONLY one u EVER loved.

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Sapno ki tarha aakar chali gayi
Apno ko bhula kar chali gayi

Kis bhool ki saja di
Usne pahele hasaya pir rula kar chali gayi

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Yun to kehte hai log bewfa humein par humse ki bewfai aapne,
Din raat apse milne ke liye tadpte rahe badle mein di judaai aapne,

Zindgi bhar na bujha payenge hum dil mein jo aag lagayi aapne,
Kabhi muj se mille they tum dost banker kya khub dosti nibhai aapne.

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Monday, November 24, 2008

Shayri - 8

Koshish Kijiye Hame Yaad Karne Ki
Lamhe To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge
Tamanna Kijiye Hame Milne Ki
Bahane To Apne Aap Hi Mil Jayenge.

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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

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Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

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Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……

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Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai....
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai'
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai...

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Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,

Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.

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Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,

Woh din jo tere sath guzare the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.

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Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti,
Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,

Sath gujara hota har lamha,
Toh sayad risto mein itani gahrai na hoti.


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Friday, November 21, 2008

Shayri - 7


Kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui 
Kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui 
Yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko 
To aapki hi yaado se shuruat hui

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Unhe kissa-e-gam sunate sunate
kati raatein aansu bahate bahate

kahi bujh na jaye chiraag-e-tamanna
chiraag-e-mohabbat jalaate jalaate

kissi ko khabar hi nahi lut gayaa hu
mohabbat ki duniya basate basaate

kehde koi unse.....
Wo khud baaz aaye apne sitam se
hum thak gaye hain manate manate.

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 Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai...

Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai'
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai...

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,

Humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

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Ek takdir si najar aati hai,
Ek janjir si najar aati hai

Aakhir kitaab me padhe bhi to kya padhe,
Her panne pe teri tasveer nazar aati hai 

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Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,

Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh. 

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Ek hi tamanna hai is fakir ke paas'
Meri taswir lagaana apni taswir ke paas'

Jab log dekhe use to ye kahe 'dekho..
Raanjha kaise baitha hai apni Heer ke paas.

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Sardar Jokes - 5

Sardar declares:

.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . .

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SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara

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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair

Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..

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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.


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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.


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