Funny Jokes - 15

Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Who udas hogaya.

2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?

Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"


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I asked Abhishek what is the difference between old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?

Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai. Aur old wali se papa ki.


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Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.

Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?

Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.


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Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche


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Girl : Bus bhi karo AB!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi NE dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya AB mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora as aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga :p


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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kiya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k pass ja k Beth jata hoon
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon


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Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.

Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?

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Funny SMS - 15

Arz kiya hai...
Main bhi tere liye
TAJ MAHAL banaaunga..
Main bhi tere liye TAJ MAHAL banaaunga...
1 cup Subah aur 1 cup Shaam ko Pilaaunga..! !


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Ek hawa ka jhoka as aaya
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho

Darwaze par kisi ki aahat is hui
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho

AB tum hee bataoo...
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho


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KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI,
KHUDA JAB ISHQ DETA HAI.
KHUDA JAB ROOP DETA HAI
UDHAR KANJOOSI SE,
AUR IDHAR CHAPPAR FAAD KE DETA HAI :0


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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a

Sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "

Sardar ji replied,"o,kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?


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Hum Giray Huyay Ko Uthatay Hain
Hum Bichroon Hoon Ko Milatay Hain

Kiyun K Hum
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Bra Banaate Hain, Hum Bra Banaate HainYeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.

Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke mujse soyee thi.

Ab Jo kiya hai who bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo........


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Ek Sardar car ke piche pesab kar raha tha.

A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"

He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"


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Iss jahan main aae ho to , kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan,

Jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN - ABBAJAAN"

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