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Sunday, 26 April 2015

FUNNY CHUTKULE

FUNNY CHUTKULE

ROHIT: MOHIT JALDI UTH BHUKAMP AA RAHA HAI,
MAKAAN GIR SAKTA HAI.
MOHIT: GIRJANE DAI,
MAKAAN KONSA APNE BAAP KA HAI,
KIRAYE KA HI TO HAI,
AB UTHANA MAT.

CHUTKULE HI CHUTKULE


CHUTKULE HI CHUTKULE
BHUKAMP SAI HUI TABHAI SE MAI HU JAHA DUKHI,
WAHI SAALE KUCH LOANDAI GIRLHOSTEL SE BAHAR AAKAR,
MAIDAN MAI KHADI LADKIYO KO DEKHKAR,
JAHIR KAR RAHE HAI APNI KHUSHI.
THIS IS NOT FAIR.

EARTHQUAKE IN NEPAL, NORTH INDIA

EARTHQUAKE (BHUKAMP) IN NEPAL, NORTH INDIA, PAKISTAN


BHUKAMP KA KAHAR
AAJ DINANK 25.04.2015 KO 11:44 AM PAR PEHLA BHUKAMP AAYA AUR DUSHRA 12:20 PM PAR MEHSUS HUA.JO 1 MINUES SE JAYADA THA ISKI TIWRATA 7.9 DARJ KI GAI. EARTHQUAKE KA SABSE JAYADA ASAR NEPAL AUR NORTH INDIA MAI HUA HAI. NEPAL KE KATMANDU MAI SABSE JAYADA TABHAI HUI. INDIA KE BHI KAI STATE MAI BHUKAMP KE THAGDE JHATKE MEHSUS HUE. ISH EARTHQUAKE (BHUKAMP) SE KAI IMARTE GIR HAI AUR KAI LOG BHI MAR GAI , JAANMAAL KA KHAFI NUKSHAN HUA. INDIAN GOVT. NAI NDRF KI 10 TEAM NEPAL BHAIZHI HAI AUR HAR POSSIBLE HELP KARNE KA BHI AASWASAN DIYA HAI.INDIA KE NIMN STATE MAI BHUKAMP KE JHATKE MEHSUSH HUE:
BIHAR, UTTAR PRADESH (U.P.), RAJASTHAN, MAHDYA PRADESH, GUJRAT, P. BENGAL, JABALPUR, BHOPAL, INDORE, JHARKHAND, HARIYANA, ODISA, ASSAM, SIKKIM, HARIDWAR, DELHI, KANPUR, LUCKNOW, ALLAHABAD, NOIDA, GAZIABAD, AGRA, KHUSINAGAR ETC.

NOTE: ABOVE INFORMATION AND PICS ARE COLLECTED FORM INTERNET AND NEWS CHANNEL. THUS IF ANY PROBLEM BY THIS ABOVE INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT US. I WILL REMOVE IT OR CORRECT IT.

Saturday, 25 April 2015

HARYANVI CHUTKULE

HARYANVI CHUTKULE

PATI GUSSE SE: TUM CHHAT SE KYO KUDI.
PATNI: ABE GHADAI MAI BALKANI PAR KAPDAI SHUKHA RAHI THI TABHI BHUKAMP AAYA AUR MAI CHHAT SE GIR GAI.
PATI: OH! SORRY MUZHE LAGA TUMHARE GIRNE SE BHUKAMP AAYA.

MAJEDAR CHUTKULE

MAJEDAR CHUTKULE


GABBAR IS BACK.
MOTHER: BETA SOO JA WARNA GABBAR AA JAYENGA,
BETA: FIR TO AAP PAPA KO KAHI CHUPADO,
KYOKI ISH BAAR KA GABBAR DIKHATA VILAN HAI,
PAR HAI HERO AUR WO CORRUPT LOGO KA KIDNAP KAR LETA HAI.
BADAI AAYE MUZHE DARANE.

BHUKAMP KE JHHATKE ( EARTHQUAKE ON 25.04.2015 AT 11:48 IN BHOPAL)

TODAY EARTHQUAKE ON 25.04.2015 OR BHUKAMP KE CHHATKE

BHAI KASAM SE AAJ JAB BHUKAMP ( EARTHQUAKE) KE JHATKE MEHSUSH HO RAHE THAI THO MAMMI, PAPA, NANA, NANI, DADA, DADI AUR BHAGWAN,
SAB YAAD AA GAYE THAI,
SHUKRA HAI BHUKAMP SIRF 2 MINUTE KA HI THA WARNA AAJ TO YAMRAAJ KE BHI DARSHAN HO HI JAATAI.

Friday, 24 April 2015

CHUTKULE IN HINDI

CHUTKULE IN HINDI

SACH HAI, AIK KUNWARA AADMI HI DESH KA POLITICIAN BANKAR DESH SAMBHAL SAKTA HAI.
WARNA SHADI SHUDA AADMI TOA APNI BIWI KO BHI SAMBHAL NAHI PATA
WO DESH KO KYA KHAK SAMBHALENGA.

Sunday, 19 April 2015

HINDI CHUTKULE

HINDI CHUTKULE

HEALTH PROFESSOR: KAL MAINE DO DIN SE PYASE GADHE KE SAMNE AIK BALTI SHARAB RAKHI, FIR BHI USNE PIYA NAHI. ISSE AAPKO KYA SHIKSHA MILTI HAI.

MOHIT : YAHI KI GADHAI KABHI BHI SHARAB NAHI PITAI.

Thursday, 9 April 2015

CHUTKULE

CHUTKULE

MOHIT APNE BAITE KO ADMISSION INTERVIEW KE LIYE LE GAYA.
PRINCIPAL:- TUMHARE PAPA KYA KARTE HAI?
BAITA:- KUCH NAHI, MAMMI KI GULAMI SE FURSAT MILEGI TO KUCH KARENGAI.

Monday, 6 April 2015

GARMI SMS

GARMI SMS

GARMI HO YA BAIJAJTI,
JITNI JYADA MEHSUS KROGE,
UTNI HI JYADA LAGEGI,
ISLIYE CHUPCHAP NIMBU PAANI PIINE KA AUR
APNE KHALI DIMAG KO THANDA RAKHNE KA.

GARMI KE DIN MUBARAK

SUMMER IMAGES

SUMMER IMAGES

AB NA TOA MUSHKURANE KA IRADA HAI,
AUR NA HI MOAZ MASTI KA ERADA HAI,
ISH TAPTI GARMI MAI TOA,
SIRF 24 GHANTE NAHANE KA IRADA HAI.
WISHING YOU HAPPY SUMMER SEASON
 

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