Santa Banta Jokes - 8

Santa: Main nikala gadi Le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe Maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?

Mendak jump in water

Santa: “Oye isme suisaide karne vali konsi baat thi?”

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Santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon NE kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

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Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?

A: He was ironing the curtain

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Santa is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."

Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"

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A Tamilian call up Santa and asks " Tamil therima??"

Santa got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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Santa and Banta looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Banta : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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Our Santa on an interview 4 DA post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Santa : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

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Jokes - 17

Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai, Biwi Chuhhe sedarti hai!
Duniya gol hai....

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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...

Doosra macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf plot kharida hai...

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Boy to girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see engineering college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college girls.

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Judge: Is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar: Nahin main andha ho jaunga.
Judge: Kaan katne se andha kaise honge?
Sardar: Chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga?

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Sardarji went to his neighbour's house for a function and had some snacks.
Sardar: Chakli ka taste bahut hi different hai!
Neighbour: Who chakli nahi, Mosquito coil hai !

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Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!

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Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: "Koi antim ichcha?'
Sharabi: Aagle janam me ek liver extra laga dena!

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