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Saturday, 28 February 2015

SORRY SMS

SORRY SMS IN HINDI

Jarurat hai jiski, wo pass nahi,
Unke dil mai, koi ehsass nahi,
Tadapte hai jiske liye,
Lagta hai, unke liye ab hum kass nahi,

KISS SMS

KISS DAY SMS

Maine jishe chaha,
Usne kisi aur ko chaha,
Pata nahi kyu mai unhai itna pyar karta hu,
Jo pyar ke bahane muzhe barbad karti hai.

INSULT SMS

INSULT JOKES

Kar kar ke tere sms ka intazaar,
Mera phone ho gaya bekaar,
Ab aur kitna tadpaigi,
Jaldi se sms bheez,

Varna laat gunse khaigi,
Aur ro bhi na payegi.

Friday, 27 February 2015

FAMILY JOKES

FAMILY GUY JOKES

Advocate:- Jaj sahab, ish apradhi nai pehle to 
mere mohkil ko nadi mai dubne se bachaya 
fir ushe vapash nadi mai gira diya.
Jaj Sahab apradhi se:- Tumne ishe vapash nadi mai 
kyo gira diya:?
Apradhi:- Kya aapne school mai vo muhavra nahi pada?,
 neki kar dariya mai daal.

NAUGHTY JOKES

NAUGHTY SMS

  MOHIT : Doctor uncle muzhe pain relief ki tablet chahiye.
Docter: Beta Pain kaha hai.
Mohit: wo to raat mai pata chalenga, 
jab papa report card padenge aur mera remand hoga.

CUTE JOKES

CUTE LOVE SMS

MAN: MAINE AIK T.V. BANAI HAI, JO REMOTE SE CONTROL HOTI HAI
GOD: MAINE BHI TO BIWI BANAI HAI, JO TUMHE CONTROL KARTI HAI.
 

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