BALLE-BALLE SARDARJEE

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR



Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!



Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit back. I will drive.


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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Jokes - 11

Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant Le AA"

Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"

Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "

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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,

Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,

Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..

AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.

Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p

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Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p

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jokes - 10

A men having 5 daughters.
He wanted a son.

So gave an ad for asking suggestions..
A suggestion came- I've 4 sons.Can I try once?

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2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.

'Are U going to help?' asked his friend.

'No, 6 should be enough.'

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Lailaa ko majnu ka sms nahi aya
Lailaa NE 3 din se khana nahi khaya

Lailaa marne wali thi majnu ke pyaar main
Aur majnu beitha tha sms free hone ke intezar main

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Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi Sharma gaya

Gaur Farmaiyega.. ....

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi Sharma gaya
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Bhoot NE jab aapko dekha,
Bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!

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Jokes - 9

I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent friend.

Then God gifted me you and said...
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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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Reverse dynamics:
When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty
& when a woman becomes naughty.... She becomes rich.

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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,

But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

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Vardan

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.


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A population survey being taken in a modern times by telephone in the state of Sri Balu Prasad Jadavji.

"NAMASKAR, yeh male/female janch seva samithi hai. Agar app purush hai to phone pe 2 no. Ka button dabaiye, aur agar app female hai to phone par 6 no. Ka button dabaiye, agar inmae se kuch bhi nahe to kuch bhi na dabaiye hum samaj jayen GE."



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Kitni hasin ho tum
Khudko dusroki nazrose bachaya karo

Sirf kaajal lagana kafi nahin
Galeme nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo


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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.


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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.


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A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain


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A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.

Plane says:" yaar rocket TU itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"

Rocket replies "yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke Peechwade main AAG lagi ho...."



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Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?
GUJ : PATHAN
MARATI :SACHIN
Sardar -SANIYA MIRZA.
SANIYA Q..?
SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE!!!

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Jokes - 8

ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???????
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geela ho ke nikalega......

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets nops

sault nopes

think

think




are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)


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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?

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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

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Jokes - 7

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
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tired of thinking???



Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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ok whats the opp of venky's..



venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?


' Come ' palakrishnan.


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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change y! our wife.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?



because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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Jokes - 6

what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,
use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?

kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
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who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan
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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
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what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?



Bataao Bataao!



Nahi Pata?!!



Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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