Best Friends - 3

I met u as a stranger,
I leave you as a friend,
as long as the world stands,
our friendship nv ends.
All friends nv split N even if
they do they will meet again.



A good friend is like a computer;
me 'enter' ur life,
'save' u in my heart,
'format your problems,
'shift' u 2 opportunities &
never 'delete' u from memory!



As long as we have memories,
yesterday remains,
As long as we have hope,
tommorrow awaits,
As long as we have friendship,
each day is never a waste.



FRIENDSHIP isn't how u forget but how u forgive,
Not how u listen but how u understand,
Not what u see but what u feel,
and not how you let go but how you hold on.



True friends are like diamonds..... they are real and rare.
Flase friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.



Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard,
Without love, life is hopeless,
Without friends like you, Life is impossible!



Till the end .....
U've tiuched my heart u've touched my soul.
Bcos of u i now feel whole. U'll always be my closest friend.
U'll b in my heart 2 the very end.



God in heaven. God above please protect the friend i love.
Sent with smile, sealed with kiss. i love my friend whos reading this.



A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.



I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are.
I will follow the rainbow to the end,
if you promise to retain my friend !!!



I asked god 4 a flower, he gave me a garden,
I asked God 4 a tree, he gave me a forest,
I asked god 4 a river, he gave me an ocean.
I asked god 4 a friend, he gave me you.

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Funny SMS - 8

College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,

Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai..

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1 bar exam me question tha.`challenge kise kahte hai?

Sardar NE sare page chhodkar last page par likha :

Apne bap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke dikha.

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Ye pyar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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Sonu
Monu
Chhotu
Pappu...

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Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….

Stupid I am playing table tennis

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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.

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Jokes - 5

Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.

Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.

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Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

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WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

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Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter,
working at a call centre:

"Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl"

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Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.

Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother,
my father never f#*ked ur mom.

Girl: True, but my father did ! :)

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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.

Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?

Patient: No, just spots.

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Lalu spoke in love, "Why don't you and I go to some
place where there is nobody."
Pyari flirted, "You won't make any mischief with me
there, would you?"

Lalu assured in fright, "Not at all"
Pyari angered, "Then why the hell you want to go to there?"

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A student In a interview:

How does an electric motor run?
Student:dhuurrrr

Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.

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Shayari

Jab lage zakhm to Qaatil ko dua di JaYe...

Hai Yehi rasm to Yeh rasm uthaa di JaYe...

Hum se Poocho shayari kya hai, Shayari ka mazaa kya hai...

Chaar lafzon men koi aah chupa di Jaye...

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Palkon ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,

Who sochte hai ki hum roye hi nahi.

Who poochte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,

Aur ek hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi.

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Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,

Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,

Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

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JAB EK EK PHUL KO UDAA LE GAYI HAWA,

US DIN BAHAAR KO MERE GHAR KA PATA CHALA.

JAB UTHA LE CHALE HAME CHAAR LOG,

US DIN MERE YAAR KO MERE PYAAR KA PATA CHALA …..

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Samander Kinaare Reth Pe Naam Likhte Nahi,

Kyoun Ki Reth Pe Naam Kbhi Tikte Nahi,,,,,

Hume Bhale Hi Ap Patthar Dil Samhjo,,,,,, ,

Magar Patthar Pe Likhe Naam Kabhi Mitt te Nahi ..

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