Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge : "But why ?"
Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge : "How do you know ?"
Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, she didn't get the fax."
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Friday, September 21, 2007
Santa and Banta
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Hindi SMS 3
Dooriyo ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye.
Hum door zyada nahi aapse,
bas apni aakhon ko palko se mila lijiye...
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Mil jaati hain kitno ko khushi,
Mit jaate hain kitno ke ghum
Messages isiliye bhejte hain hum,
Taaki naa milne se bhi apni Dosti naa ho Kam!!
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Khushbu maangi thi Khuda se,
Woh hume phool thama gaye.
Bas thodi si khushi maangi thi dua mein,
Toh aap jaisa dost dekar hame khushnaseeb bana gaye..!
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Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
Funny SMS 3
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is HUSBAND.!
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye, main doobonga to sahara dega.
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
its difficult 2 understand God. He makes such beautiful things as women, .and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He Chcked 1st patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally said BOLE TO………. TORCH THEEEEK HAI
It takes thousand workers to build a castle. Million soldiers to protect a country. BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!
Let’s Thank ……KAAMWALI
Sagaai hui… Shadi Hui… Biwi ghar main aayi…Ghar SWARG ban gaya…aur main…SWARGWASI…
